Kitchen Crime Solver Pillows

Police Crime Scene tin can.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Dog detectives

'Where my balls go?'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"He did it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

Locking Up Crime

CSI Fridays

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."