Kinky Decorator Prints

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

Pinata Trophies

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat