Quirky Bathroom Decorator Prints

Monk and bell-ringing cistern.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Rogue elephant

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Jackson Pollock the Spider