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"The knights of the round accent table"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

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'How about a game of cards?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

'How about a game of cards?'

Queen

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'Massacre the dissidents, but avoid the appearance of wrongdoing.'

"Take me to your leader"

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

'These bugs ion your hair are simply delicious! where id you pick them up at?'