Kingdom Cord-cutters Mugs

Cord cutter

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Loggerheads

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Sawrd Fighting

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

Man talking to a tree.

Time-Off Coupons

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

The world's last tree was felled...

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Surf Guitar

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

Lumberjack Interviews

"Maybe if we both pull."

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

Timber!

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'You get to peddle for the next log, Babe.'