King Of Cubes T-Shirts

King completes rubik's cube.

Eldrow

Dancing at the Clubs.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Counting my Bonus...

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Rubik's ice cube.

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'I call it cubicilism'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

The free and sovereign republic of the ninth floor.

"They let me keep my cubicle."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Daddy cool.

Rubik's Cubicle

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

'I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...immediately.'

'Nice water feature.'

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

Rubik's cubicle

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Ice cubes