Cubicle King T-Shirts

"The entrance to my cubicle is three feet away. Please respect my partition."

The free and sovereign republic of the ninth floor.

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Every morning, without fail, Ed's coworkers greeted him with a withering fusillade of near-recognition.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Lemonade Inc.

Another day at work would be one too many...

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Inout baskets.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Computer monitor for a head.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'