"On the other hand, we could join forces and attack the media."
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"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"
Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle
King serfs: using peasant as surfboard.
"That's kingsize?"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
'The circle is complete!'
'Your French dip, sir.'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Trump pardons
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
A Guide to Balloon Animals
The Rooster Comedian.
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
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