Kids' Sports Fan Prints

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

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Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Sheltering in place.