Kids' Interests Mugs

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

Wildlife

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Look, a bug!"

"And this is our media room."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"That'll be five bucks."

SALE

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'