Kid Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bears going water skiing.

'Great Therapy!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?