Kid Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Riding School Chaos

'Great Therapy!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."