Kickback Expert T-Shirts

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

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'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Professional football.

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

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Wal Max - Complaints Department

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

File, Henry, before the mob arrives.

"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

Mom's the world's greatest shopper. She buys all that stuff and the cashier gives her $40 cash back!

An old lady snapping at a man attempting to help her up.