Kick-line Enthusiast Pillows

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'