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Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'Brush your key's teeth before you go to bed. Grind your keys, and the world grinds with you. Stick a key in your pillow for good luck ...'

Locksmith

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Have you lost your keys again?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The band.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

A 60's pop group

Col Pugno

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

The Mosskeytoe.

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

'I can't find my key.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Johannes Brahms.

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'