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'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Just be yourself."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Hi-yah!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Ninja bread men"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Lamb Noise.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Remember me?'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Exercising

"We have the exact same taste."