Key To The City Pillows

Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Love linked

Saxophone Player.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Serenading

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Slow Night

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Careful."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."