Kennel Connoisseur Pillows

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

Beer Sergeant.

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

"You order the microbrew?"

Cereals of Life

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

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Super Fibre Cereal.