Keep Fit T-Shirts

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Dog Walking Services

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."