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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Exercising

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"You're too sedentary."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Active pensioner.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

An old lady Kitesurfing

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"