Keep Fit Pillows

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Dog Walking Services

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Powerful Love.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."