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Wildlife

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Lost and Profound.

On Holiday

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"We're looking for our local post office."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Bad times for retirees.

Meditation Center

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

Jealous of a statue.

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Fringe festival