Kazoo Collector Pillows

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

More Arts Council cuts...

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'...How long is this 'Death by Kazoo' going to take?'

Henri Matisse

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'Don't say anything!'

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

"Was it someone you ate?"

"?With this new baby-belt, I can baby sit while my wife works?"

'G'Day!'

'Playing the kazoo is a lot easier on my chest.'

The Genius Of Camoflage

Peacock.

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'