Kazoo Collector Pillows

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Easter Candy Island.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

More Arts Council cuts...

Henri Matisse

'...How long is this 'Death by Kazoo' going to take?'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"When I said you were instrumental to this company, the instrument I had in mind was a kazoo."

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

"Was it someone you ate?"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

'Don't say anything!'

"?With this new baby-belt, I can baby sit while my wife works?"

The problem is, these free music downloads on the internet are killing the Siberian kazoo folk-pop trio industry.

'G'Day!'

The Genius Of Camoflage

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

Peacock.

'Playing the kazoo is a lot easier on my chest.'