Karaoke King In Training Mugs

"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Three more years of high school."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wolf Karaoke

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Tina Turner

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

City centre pub.

The Four Tops in Concert

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Singer and her microphone

Rod Stewart

Poisson d'Avril!