Karaoke King In Training Gifts

"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

George Michael

"Three more years of high school."

Wolf Karaoke

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Tina Turner

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Robbie Williams

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Karaoke night.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Singer and her microphone

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

City centre pub.

The Four Tops in Concert

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Rod Stewart