K-pop Pillows

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

Psy and the end of the world.

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The band.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."