Justice Organizer Pillows

'...And they gave me fifteen more minutes for resisting arrest!'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

Unanimous voting.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Moulting"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Before the riots/after the riots

Violent Crime Statistics

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Lady Justice.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Human Rights for All

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Neutral Man.