Justice Activities Pillows

"I need protection under the Whistleblower Protection Act. I'm an NFL replacement ref."

Trial by Media

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Press Freedom

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Now that's a win."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Stop and Birch

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Moulting"

Anti-war libra.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."