Justice Activities Pillows

Trial by Media

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Press Freedom

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Now that's a win."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Wal-Mart Ruling

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Anti-war libra.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Stop and Birch

"Moulting"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."