Justice Jokes Pillows

'He told me he was at the cutting edge of law and order.'

Trial by Media

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Now that's a win."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Anti-war libra.

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Stop and Birch

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Before the riots/after the riots