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The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

The Hug

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Law 'N' Order

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'