Justice Devotee Prints

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Mou...Man trap!

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The Hug

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Law 'N' Order

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'