Just Horsing Around Pillows

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Working from home to-do list.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Urban Life.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Mountain escalator.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

The post-game meal

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

Man Walking His Dog

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Organic Food Incentive

“It's just a song. We don’t have to climb every mountain.”

Gorilla investment tactics.

"Freeze!"

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"I was looking for a more long range answer than 'Happy Hour.'"

'How's it hangin'?'

'My anti-distraction program isn't very high-tech, but it works.'