Jury Jokester Prints

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Justice

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

McWit Legal College

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Guilty times infinity."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

". . . and that's the story of why you should find this defendant. . . GUILTY!"

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'The stupidity of the defendant's actions was directly proportional to the number of people watching him.'

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