Court Jokester Prints

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'What's the idea of telling everyone I cheat at tennis?' - 'Sorry, I didn't know it was a secret.'

'Yours Partner!'

Gary turns 40.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

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Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'The highest court in the land.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Arrogant junior barrister

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Justice

The hour of justice

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Counsel examining witness

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."