Jury Duty Veteran Pillows

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"#notguilty."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

"We the jury, find the defendant. Hang on..uh oh...where's that sticky note go?"

'I'd better start on your appeal.'