Junk Food Skeptics Mugs

Start your day with a mug that’s as skeptical as you are. Perfect for the junk food critic who appreciates a humorous take on snack temptation each morning.

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'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

Homo Gamus

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Pizza Study Party

Pizza Study Party

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

'At least he's honest.'

'At least he's honest.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

Books or Junk Food.

Books or Junk Food.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

Junk Food Skeptics Mugs Collection

Junk Food Skeptics Pillows

Relax with pillows that showcase your good-humored skepticism—perfect for cozying up after questioning every label.

Junk Food Skeptics Prints

Decorate your space with prints that celebrate your love for honest snacking with a humorous twist. Browse the collection for fun wall art.

Junk Food Skeptics T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that proudly display your skepticism about snack marketing—fun, witty, and perfect for casual wear.