Junk Food Rebels Mugs

"When are people going to wake up and listen to the science?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Pizza Study Party

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'At least he's honest.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Books or Junk Food.

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

The four major food groups.