Cathy hires an armed guard to help with her diet.
Junk Food Foes Mugs
Brighten their day with a humorous mug that cheers on healthy eating and playfully pokes fun at junk food cravings. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs add a cheeky touch to their daily routine.
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
Homo Gamus
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Menu Dating
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'
Sawdust.
"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"
Pizza Study Party
'At least he's honest.'
Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.
'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'
"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"
"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."
He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.
"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."
'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'
Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming
Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.
Books or Junk Food.
"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"
Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.
"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."
The four major food groups.
Junk Food Foes Mugs Collection
Junk Food Foes Pillows
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Junk Food Foes Prints
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Junk Food Foes T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts designed for fans of nutritious living who want to make a playful statement against junk food.