Junk Food Junkie Mugs

"You've got the blood pressure of a teenager ? who lives on junk food, TV and the computer."

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

"How's the diet going?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I eat plenty of fast food, but I just seem to be getting slower and slower!'

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'

"This is a real good deal. If you take the Gigaburger Family Four, you get free liposuction vouchers."

A Great Country

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

Homo Gamus

"There you go...I'll have the paramedics on standby...."

'My doctor told me I needed to curb my appetite.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

Football Food.

"Hmmm, for some reason I want a snack!"

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

Day 2 of the Focus Groups: We Loosen Our Pants

'At least he's honest.'

Sure, I like worms, but I'm sure I like them better with a side of fries.

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"How come only in America do you see "poor" fat people?"

"I thought you were on a whole food diet!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

Fast Foods: In and Out Tray