Junk Dealer Mugs

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Salvage Hunters

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

Magnetic North

"It's found crap."

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

Throwing away your brain

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Hoarder Collie

Old truck for sale

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

Garage Sales

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

Antiques Roadkill.

Unfinished project at the auto jumble.

Shards Salesman

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.