Junk Car Collector Mugs

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Top model

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."