Junior Escape Planner Mugs

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Planned service changes

Desert Island Fantasies

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Deflating Island

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Returning tourism

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

'What choice do we have?'

Rapunzel

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"We're just planning our journey."

"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'It looked bigger in the holiday brochure.'

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'