Junior Escape Planner Prints

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Planned service changes

Desert Island Fantasies

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Deflating Island

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Returning tourism

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Rapunzel

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'What choice do we have?'

"We're just planning our journey."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

'It looked bigger in the holiday brochure.'

"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays