Jungle Hr Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Ready Mum?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Your resume doesn't contain a single falsehood or stretching of the truth. Sorry, but you're not what we're looking for in our PR department!'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"It must be still charging."

'He gives his heart and soul to every annual performance review.'

Leopards do change their spots

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'