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'Have you any other references apart from your mother's?'

"I'm afraid we don't have anyone to help you at the moment, but once our advertising and recruitment programme is finished we should have someone to see you in 8 years or so..."

"When they said they were going to recruit outside of the profession....I thought they meant lawyers and doctors....Not MPs."

"Steiner filed a grievance. Bump him up to no. 1 on the layoff list!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Yes, can I help you?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'God's speed.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Cheesie Rider

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'We need to recruit some young MBA people. All of us young turks have become old turkeys.'

"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."