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'Have you any other references apart from your mother's?'

"I'm afraid we don't have anyone to help you at the moment, but once our advertising and recruitment programme is finished we should have someone to see you in 8 years or so..."

"When they said they were going to recruit outside of the profession....I thought they meant lawyers and doctors....Not MPs."

"Steiner filed a grievance. Bump him up to no. 1 on the layoff list!"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'Yes, can I help you?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'God's speed.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Cheesie Rider

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'We need to recruit some young MBA people. All of us young turks have become old turkeys.'