Jumpy Voyager Gifts

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Vaccination Passport

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Unrest Area.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Man reading a giant book.

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

desert bus stop...

Sea Adventure Book

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

"Chatting or no chatting?"

The Redeye

"Let's first discuss Sue's feelings of neglect, Tom... then you can get back to your 400 followers."