Jumping Games Gifts

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Children's Parties

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Little league world series of poker.

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The First Annual Game Show Week.