Jumper Designer Prints

'Your trouble is, you're too short in the arms!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I stand corrected."

Giraffe Portrait

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Tuck Shop

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

High Jump

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

'Love the kitten heels!'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Harvey Smith.

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

High heel

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Stilettos Sharpened