Jukebox Hero Pillows

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

Mark Knopfler.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

George Michael

Guitar pickin'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

I love Basketball.

Popera!

B.B. King

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.