Juice Appreciation Prints

Grapes Drinking Blood

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Menu Dating

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Back in 5 minutes!

"I might just get a pie."

WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Old Spice

Shaved Ice

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Slow food restaurant

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

Easy chair exercise machines

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'