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Wonder Woman!

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Catch-22

"The car wouldn't start. My train was late..I wonder what the third thing will be?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Hassled Mother.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Medieval headlines.